Monday, April 21, 2014

Have you done this?


  • You administer your child's a.m. or p.m meds only to have your spouse walk in and say "I already gave him his meds".  
                         or, another version...
  • You're on your way to work, your child has left for school, and you frantically phone your spouse in his car and ask "did you give him his meds this morning?...No?  Me either."
  • Your child didn't finish his homework  the night before, and you know if you hadn't had the second glass of wine you could have sat down with him and done it and you email the teacher in the morning and play the epilepsy card?  "It was a rough night...I hope you understand."
  • You scold your child for whatever thing you've lost patience with on that particular day and he slides to the floor and has a seizure?
  • You make an excuse to skip your friend's child's bar mitzvah/ confirmation/sweet sixteen party/graduation extravaganza/school play/band performance/athletic award night/olympic trials etc... because you can't bear to be immersed in typical kids' success stories?
  • You have a third glass of wine/gin and tonic/beer instead?
  • You take the hairbrush away from your child, who doesn't give a rats ass about how he looks, and brush his hair over the surgery scars to try and hide them for him?
  • You try to fly the "Well, honey, if we can't beat epilepsy, maybe we can make friends with it."
  • You hover and linger and cajole and make a general nuisance of yourself? 



You've never done any of these things?  Me either.






7 comments:

  1. Nope. Never. ;)

    I'll never forget the time ex-husband and I gave his meds too close together (it was a Sunday, a going from dad's house back to mom's house day). Poor kid had some serious double vision, but he was a very good sport about it!

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  2. Done lots of this stuff. Felt crazy. When my 22 year old doesnt bother parting her hair and the big giant scar shows, I wonder, as I am doing it, of it appropriate for a mom to fix her 22 year old's hair. I'm trying so hard to let her be a grown up, but I still unbutton the top button of her sweater to make her look neuro typical.

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    1. Zoe is making her way out there in the "typical world", doing it in her own style and nailing it!

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  3. Check, check and check. I just discovered gin and tonic - watch out world!

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